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"A Pro Golfer's Dream Come True: Men's Mike Tiger T-Shirt X-Large Black"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

Verse:

I've been playing golf for years, in search of the perfect score.

Till I heard about this tee, that's why I came to the store.

My teammates said 'give it a try', so I bought me one right away.

Now when I hit the green, my fellow golfer's all say "hooray!"

Refrain:Got myself Men’s Mike Tiger T Shirt X-Large Black, and drove through eighteen holes without any lack!

This shirt is just what a pro like me needs: made from fine cotton for my every swing succeeds!

Verse 2:Out on the woods there are no problems with movement being stifled;

The breathability lets me swing fast and remain agile!

All hail U.S Brand who sold this product – they guaranteed success by such a close margin!

Let’s make sure that our praise can be heard from beyond state soil again and again…

(Bridge): Comfy fitting form avoids restrictions to arms – nothing will beat your shot off guard even if full storm alarms ring out loud Its fabric dries quickly too - so sweaty nerves don't let you down The length also makes sure your outfit has no flaws And last but not least - its collar still looks great even relaxed or tucked between each draw..

(Chorus): Got myself Men’s Mike Tiger T Shirt X-Large Black, now scoring low par gets easy - never fails to put foes in shock!! Ready to hit next round at noon? Bring on the heat cause with this shirt here Im ready for boom!!!

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