I'm the luckiest, happiest person alive
Because I just got this super awesome Trump Mug, which really makes me thrive!
It's unbelievably cool and hilarious too;
Even Kim Jong-Un can't stop my joy so true.
A perfect gift for a Best Friend or Step-Dad, who will love it in a flash;
This magnificent mug with its funny political saying is something even Donald Trump can't outclass!
The full color design is long lasting and lead free; especially when you throw it in the dishwasher conveniently.
It looks amazing from all angles of view--no one on earth could ever wish for something new.
And great news: no matter what time of day or night, Trump Coffee Cup makes sure your beverage stays nice and tight!
So cheers to America's Greatest New Gift today–Feelin' groovy inside 'n out as I sip my way!!