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"Poolmaster 30-Inch Floating Crocodile Decoy: A Realistic and Functional Decorative Item!"

by LaLa Lucy at Absurdophile

So, I'm like totally checkin' out this Poolmaster 30-Inch Floating Crocodile Decoy for Pool, Pond, Garden and Patio. It's pretty cool because it measures 30-inches long and is made from sturdy and weather-proof polystyrene. Plus it can float in water or display on land which is really neat!

It's not a toy though so you can't play with it (bummer) but apparently it may help keep unwanted animals and birds away so that's kinda rad. The life-like detailing is also super legit - I mean come on who doesn't want to have a floating crocodile chilling in their pool?

Overall the Poolmaster 30-Inch Floating Crocodile Decoy is an awesome product if you're into decorative items like this one! You could use it to add some ambiance to your pools, ponds, gardens or patios too which would be really sweet!

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