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"Fly High in Style with the Jetpack Pick Me Up Inflatable Costume!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I'm the talk of the town in this spiffy getup,

A Jetpack Pick Me Up that'll make me take off;

Flyin' with no wings and a superhero rush,

In flames I soar so high up 'till it's a great puff!

For my costume night I'd been searchin' around,

When an Amazon link brought this package to ground.

Chorus:

The Jetpack Pick Me Up Inflatable Costume—

Yeah yeah yeah!

(Yeah!)

Great Illusion Fancy Dress Outfit One size fits most;

Yeah yeah yeah!

(Yeah!)

The perfect match for fun by day or night—

Yeah yeah yeah!

(Yeah!)

Founded in '09 when three friends combined their might.

Yeah yeah yeah!

(Yeah!)

Verse 2:

A pocket to stow away keys and phone too?

Who knew?

Imaginative minds found solutions incline;

Now don't forget the fabulous designe.

Across all lands sparkle surges forth —

Elasticated seals for safe reigns full Force!!

Blast-off arrives with 4 hours battery life—

Batteries not included… A little detail strife…

All necessary bases were truly covered though,

With heights from 5’4 to 6’2 - every size go show!!!

Bridge:

Twelve years since its start - superb company story…. To Halloween cheer – fly over inflatable glory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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