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"Kamado Joe KJ23RHC: Quality Grilling Fit for a Klingon Warlord!"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

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Kamado Joe KJ23RHC Classic Joe II 18-inch Charcoal Grill with Cart and Side Shelves, Blaze Red Classic II Click Here

We review this fine machine before us

It is more than fit for a Klingon warlord's chorus!

An AMP FireBox with six pieces strong and neat

The air lift hinge? Takes the dome weight off your feet!

A Kontrol Tower Top Vent that'll maintain the heat

Divide & Conquer - divide food short to meat!

A Premium cart come up with an eighteen inch ceramic tool so grand

Locking wheels keepin' it smooth on yer rolling land

So we say thank goodness Kamado brought this quality grill our way

Cause what else could a warrior of ours need anyway?

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