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"Kamado Joe KJ23RHC: The Perfect Grill for You and Me!"

by Concerned Karen at Absurdophile

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Chorus: Kamado Joe KJ23RHC Classic Joe II, the perfect grill for you and me!

Parent 1: I'm a concerned parent lookin' for somethin' safe,

That'll keep us healthy no matter how we grill!

Then along came the Kamado with firebox so strong,

A perfect solution to grilling all day long.

Parent 2: The Air Lift Hinge makes it effortless to raise,

No more struggling when opening up that grate!

Just push with one finger until it's wide enough-

It gives the comfiest of grilling times and stuff.

Chorus: Kamado Joe KJ23RHC Classic Joe II is just red hot heat plus great peace of mind!

Parent 1: Next thing you know we're reapin' all its benefits-

A mighty tower top vent that won't experience any bends - Its powerful airflow keeps temps under control as low as 225 or searing at a whopping 750-woah!

Parent 2 : And for our foodie fantasies achieved in dreams - Let's get thee Divide & Conquer flexible cooking system!! So many dishes from breakfast to desserts now well prepared; each dish cooked perfectly on different levels rare.

Chorus : 'Kamado Joe KJ23RHC Classic Joe II 18-inch Charcoal Grill with Cart and Side Shelves, Blaze Red ClassicII has made my life complete...it's why every meal round comes out tasty and sweet!!!

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