When the dress-up scene gets dull and I'm feelin' kinda blue,
I search for somethin' out of the ordinary too.
Smiffy's Dictator Costume Medium was right up my alley!
In grey with trousers and jacket, it's super awesomely swally!
The fabric is polyester so wear it without a care;
It'll fit you snug in the medium size you declare!
This cool costume just might come in handy next Fourth of July -
You can chill like that dictator or make all your friends sigh.
No matter where I am this little number follows me around;
\For maximum stoner style head to toe I have truly been crowned!