The perfect gift for anyone, I've found-
Nicolas Cage Tumbler; best around!
It's made in the USA and it's crushproof box,
Plus this mug is sure to bring some laughter locks.
A sixteen ounce size, handwash only please-
With vibrant colors that won't ever fade with ease!
High quality stainless steel, double sided design-
You can even get Nicolas' face if you want him mine.
This meme coffee mug will make your special day so fine-
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BDG3GNXV?tag=absurdophile-20
An epitome of National Treasure -you'll shine!
Better still: satisfaction guaranteed every time!