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"Nicolas Cage's Tumbler: A National Treasure!"

by Zebra the Ref at Absurdophile

I got my eyes on Nicolas Cage's Tumbler, yeah! It'll do the trick with sixteen zesty ounces of liquid or whatever your pick

You get a satisfaction guarantee with no exceptions, an absolute must

Plus safe shipping so it arrives in one piece and doesn't collect dust

Made right here in USA and printed in top quality that never fades away

Letting me sip to my delight cup after cupholds 16 ohhhh -zay!

Now everyone needs this National Treasure mug 'ceptional personhood expressing his awesome visage sure is a hug

Suitable for various occasions from Thanksgiving to Father's Day any day don't hesitate show them you care with this great gift made just for thee

Rejoice for our blessing as we dive into trivia night Our crew cheers on Nicolas' salute making our hearts alight! It's already been said but I'll be repeating it again "You're my National Treasure" sweet words coffee tasterin'

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