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"A Hilarious and Affordable Emotional Support Chicken Review"

by Fred Threep at Absurdophile

I recently purchased the Emotional Support Chicken from Amazon, and I was quite pleased with it. The product is made of superior quality vinyl that feels very much like plucked poultry skin. It also comes with an emotional support vest which makes it look even more realistic.

The Emotional Support Chicken measures 13 inches in length, and its squawk is incredibly loud! This is great for those who want to make sure their chicken can be heard no matter what distance they are away from it; however, this could become a problem if you don't want your neighbors to hear your chicken's cries every time you turn it on!

One thing I particularly liked about the Emotional Support Chicken was how hilarious it looks when fully dressed up in its emotional support vest. It’s definitely one of those products that will get a few laughs out of people when they first see it - something that may not be easy to come by these days.

In terms of durability, the Emotional Support Chicken seems to hold up well over time so far – I haven’t had any issues with tears or rips yet after using mine for a couple weeks now. Additionally, all parts seem to function properly as intended without any problems whatsoever – including the volume control knob on the back which allows you to adjust just how loud your chicken’s squawk gets!

Overall, I think the Emotional Support Chicken is worth checking out if you're looking for something unique and humorous at an affordable price point. Even though some may find its loudness off-putting initially (especially if living near other people), once adjusted correctly this shouldn't pose too much of an issue anymore while still providing plenty of laughs along way! You can purchase yours here: Emotional Support Chickens.

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