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"Swoon Over the Nicolas Cage Blanket!"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile

My homies, I gots to tells ya,

The Nicolas Cage Blanket is somethin' real special fara!

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C'mon now and take a looksie

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At this outrageousy plushie!

It be available in three sizes for chillin on the bed or sofas \

Hit with machine wash for easy clean up when things get too rowdy n' it's dancin off da walls!

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That velvety feelin will make you swoon and jump through hoopsnhallooz!!!

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An anti-pill flannel at its peak tearning performance dude!!

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So show some PDA and buy this blanket lovingly before you are snooz!!!!

Check it out!

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