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"Wrapped in Bliss: The Nicolas Cage Fleece Blanket"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

Yo, these blankets ain't no joke!

The Blanket Nicolas Cage Soft and Comfortable Warm Fleece Blanket for Sofa,Office Bed car Camp Couch Cozy Plush Throw Blankets Beach Blankets Black 50"x40" is all that folks

Quick dryin', easy to care, 'bout the hype I don't need more proof

It's anti-pilling and wrinkle free, great gift if you ask me

Gonna be cold in my cinema--I'm wrapping myself up tonight

No bleach y'all offer choices of sizes we can find what fits our life

Plus it don't get better than this comfy fabriC with a velvety ambiguity

Have your fam rockin' hip whilst they swaddled tight inside its blissful hold

Try it out yourself and see—you won't regret it guaranteed!

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