Chorus: (sung in a bright, bouncy tune)
"The Funny Cage Wish You Were Here Velvet Throw Pillow Cover - absolute delight!
It's cozy like velvet and styled just right;
it'll make your home look so inviting night or day.
This is the perfect gift for any special someone to show how much you care!"
Verse 1 (spoken with enthusiasm):
Have I got the most amazing throw pillow cover for ya - Funny Cage Wish You were Here Velvet Throw Pillow Cover Cozy Velvet Square Throw Pillowcases Home Decorative! Perfect size at 18 x 18 inches; it comes in one color but oozes style and flair! Cut from luxurious velvet with neat and even stitches, this minimalistic design will add charm wherever you place it.
Verse 2(chanted):
High safety for kids and pets, too - this comfy little masterpiece is sure to be well received by whoever's lucky enough to receive it! And think of all the places you can adorn with this beauty: living rooms, bedrooms, guest rooms...even kitchens and patios!!!
Chorus: (repeated loudly in harmony)
"The Funny Cage Wish You Were Here Velvet Throw Pillow Cover - absolute delight! It's cozy like velvet and styled just right; it'll make your home look so inviting night or day. This is the perfect gift for any special someone to show how much you care!"