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"Spice Up Your Kitchen with Nicolas Cage On Things!"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

[First Person]

Yo, it's me here, coming to remind you of the gift that I adore

And when I said this present is off the wall ya knew what I meant for sure

Nicolas Cage Face on a Wooden Spoon? How could you not want more?

Hey! Get your very own Nicolas Cage Gift -- 'cuz it can't be ignored! Buy now

[Second Person]

That spoon really takes a room and puts some instant flavor in it

The laser engraving pops against the wood texture – as if Nic was in it!

The mineral oil seals make Daniel Day-Lewis look like an amateur

[First Person Again]

Hey Hoppin' John, listen up and learn something Without this funny meme gift, kitchen time's just plain borin' This hand-polished wooden spoon definitely belongs on top Cause everything about Nicolas Cage On Things screams "Hot-Diggity Dog!" Look Now

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