[First Person]
Yo, it's me here, coming to remind you of the gift that I adore
And when I said this present is off the wall ya knew what I meant for sure
Nicolas Cage Face on a Wooden Spoon? How could you not want more?
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[Second Person]
That spoon really takes a room and puts some instant flavor in it
The laser engraving pops against the wood texture – as if Nic was in it!
The mineral oil seals make Daniel Day-Lewis look like an amateur
[First Person Again]
Hey Hoppin' John, listen up and learn something Without this funny meme gift, kitchen time's just plain borin' This hand-polished wooden spoon definitely belongs on top Cause everything about Nicolas Cage On Things screams "Hot-Diggity Dog!" Look Now