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"Cozy Comfort with the Nicolas Cage Blanket!"

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Let me tell ya 'bout my new favorite blankey,

luxury so thick it defies explanation.

It's Nicolas Cage in all his glory on the outside,

but soft and warm when you snuggle inside.

Cali girl like me can't get enough of this piece,

Nicolas Cage Blanket Super Soft Flannel - truly a blessing to seize!

Chorus: Multi size for bed or sofa too, ladies' men50x40 Black8 50"x40", link below -- let's go! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BG7MQ6Q3?tag=absurdophile-20

Verse 2:

Gimme' that hypoallergenic quality comfort feelin',

anti-pilling and wrinkle free for chill nights with no Ceelin'.

Sleeping through winter has never been quite so sweet,

yeah cozy plush keeps the cold away from your feet!

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