If you're looking for a wine accessory never before seen,
Try BigMouth Inc. Wine Bottle Glass—it's sure to make your friends green!
This glass shaped like a bottle will leave others in amazement;
The patented design is the gift of awesome for any wine aficionado worth their mettle!
It's easy maintenance requires nothing more than hand-washing large and small;
And its hilarious phrases might just start up laughter that's infectious at a dinner hall.
Made of real glass with trendy flair renders it the perfect bar décor;
So when friends come over they'll feel envy 'cause this convenient wine vessel is such an alluring draw.
Filled with 750 ml bottles you can now forget topping off your goblet so each hour late;
There's no need for multiple servings anymore, thanks to this magnificent find from https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01JK7Q75U?tag=absurdophile-20 where one purchase cements tonight as fate!