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"Suzy Kuzy Beer Mitt: A Cheer-Worthy Savior!"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

The crowd cheers and the stage is lit,

For our hero Suzy Kuzy Beer Mitt (OFFICIAL) - Knit Beer Mitt :: Red / White

It's here at last! All those worrywarts can rest!.

"Don't try to put your hands in ice cold water or touch a hot pan without me!" it exclaims.

With its thick, insulated construction this saviour keeps beverages cold and hands warm all with just one plan! Its built-in glove lets you sip brewskies, for chowder too, giving you an easy grip when dinner's through.

A pint of beer from the bar won't ever be too far: with Suzy Kuzy problems are no match for its sheer power! It truly is what every drinking session needs - a cuddly shield made for good deeds... No reason to fret or get up a sweat; now both drinks & fingers feel ever so grand & well met ;)

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