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"Nicolas Cage Birthday Cards: A Laughter-Filled Gift!"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile


Verse 1:

My friend, your birthday is the day to celebrate!

And Nicolas Cage Birthday cards shall help you commemorate!

Check out this one we found on Amazon.com/dp/B0BNLVWPP7?tag=absurdophile-20 for him and her alike.

It's so great its gonna take your breath away - it just might!

Chorus:

Laugh out loud fun with hilarious nicknames,

Printed on heavyweight photo paper with an enveloping frame!

With a blank inside so that you can customize your words of love,

That proves AGAIN why Nicolas Cage rules above.


Verse 2:

< br/> You won't find a better gift or card than THIS one around; https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BNLVWPP7?tag=absurdophile-20 will prove us sound.< br/> Painted by hand then packed all up together in size A2 - 4 .25 X 5 .5 inches set to impress.< br/> And envelope has Kraft stamped upon it too - every guests'll get their gifts from me and you !

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Chorus x2 :

Here 's wishing YOU the greatest birthday ever had ; For after all , it's YOUR day , don' t be sad !

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