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"A Delightful Christmas Gift: The Nicolas Cage C10 Sequin Pillow!"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

For those looking for an ideal sequin pillow to settle down their minds,

Then Christmas Romantic Nicolas Cage C10 is sure looks so kind!

No worry of dullness — reversible scales has fun delight;

A perfect present pick that won't bring a fright. Order this mermaid magic and make your life bright:

Choose your option here — no need for further flight.

This unique design by art house makers is safe and secure;

Just choose with cushion or without before you purchase pure,

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Gift it her or him or take it just 'cause why not more!

Crispy prints achieved e'er from eco friendly water based inks,

Sublimation print tech ensures durability while in tinks.

Buy this funny present Christmas'll surely keep one's thanks soul afloat,

A superb investment on every birthdays special note!

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