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"Nicolas Cage Blanket: Comfort and Warmth to Compete!"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

What an amazing brand new find:

Nicolas Cage Blanket, super divine.

It's so soft and it won't decline,

from ladies men cocooned inside!

Machine washable? A treat for you;

you can fold it up too! No need to be blue.

Three sizes fit your needs: 50"x40", 60"x50", or 80"x60".

High-quality fabrics on the outside make this blanket just a breeze.

For bed, sofa or movie date; camping trips in any state -

the comfort and warmth will surely compete ( https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BG7RLDFC?tag=absurdophile-20 ).

Veloury fuzziness is not just for show,

it's cozy and non-shedding yet still wonderfully glow!

Pilling from washing? Not with this one - no way -

no bleach please say goodbye to fray!

A great gift idea that stands out from the rest:

super warm Nicolas Cage Blankets put life to its best...

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Check it out!

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