MOM:
I'm the kind of parent who doesn't like to take a chance,
Especially buying random things over the internet glance.
But you asked for this special coffee mug, yellow and made of ceramic,
So I found something great that's truly just classic.
Nicolas Cage in a Banana - Original Yellow! (Link `
This is surely so much better than any old cup would do. The craftsmanship is top quality made and designed in USA, With laser printing giving it gorgeous shade of ray; Plus risk free guarantee ensures our money will be kept safe; And we don’t have to worry if they didn’t get the perfect gift wrapped!
Who loves these novelty mugs? Coffee drinkers, tea devotees all alike— Methinks no one can resist such charm and delightful sight! Let's buy it now and surprise them when they pour their hot cocoa or wine: Nicolas Cage in a Banana on their side makes life divine.