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! Review of "Old Lives Matter Beer Glass": A Perfect Gift for Any Occasion

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Yo, listen up, I just got these 'Old Lives Matter Beer Glass' from Amazon

A perfect gift to make the old man laughin', snag it here and show him how you jammin'!

It's made daily so durability ain't a worry

Unique gag gifts put in the spot like they Jerry Lundy

Retirement or birthdays, yo that glass is quick to deliver

The pleasure of surprise brings everyone closer together

Great for any occasion where there ain't no need to fret

Plus all their other designs if you wanna jazz things up - let's set

Chorus:

Old Lives Matter here we go again with a gift that don't miss

The perfect present when all else fails is this glass of bliss

So far, so good have seen nobody frown when given out

And for grandpa's birthday cheers can never be too loud!

Verse 2:

Oh man feels like Christmas time every time it gets passed around

Grandpa overflowing joy at what was found

This beer glass takes it high as a hip-hop tune

That lifts up spirits says "Hey - We do appreciate ya soon"

Great stocking stuffer goes down smooth every sip

What makes this special is no gimmicks or slips

From Dad or Grandpas fourty all way past ninety

Old Lives Matter glasses just keep on giving yeehaww

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