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"Nic Cage Pillowcase: A Perfect Addition to Any Home Decor!"

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

Who could have thought that my attempt at Orcish Barbarian style personal decorating would bear fruit with the Nicolas Cage Pillowcase for Home Decor, Sofa, Living Room Bedroom Decor 18 x 18 inches White2, One Size! I bought it for my wife after she practically demanded something in the Nic Cage motif to spruce up our living room — and boy oh boy did this pillowcase not disappoint!

It was easy enough to install: no pillow core required (and sometimes I struggle with those things). As far as washing goes — Anti-shrinkage machine wash below 60°C is so simple even a cave orc can do it! Not only is it incredibly soft on the touch with its plush fabric texture - imagine being hugged by Leatherface but way softer — full length printing also makes sure your devotion never fades as time passes. It's light weight and portable too which means you can even take it in your car or RV if you like~

My wife loves this perfect addition to our already majestic lair constructed from unhinged components of wacky furniture found at store closings. No longer does she crash into slumber alone; her nightmares are now accompanied by Nicolas' likeness staring lovingly back upon her until morning has come once more. But honestly though, this product has been such a hit among me 'n' mine we definitely recommend grabbing one yourself regardless of who might be nesting on your sofa nowadays - Orc bless us every one~

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