Yo, where I come from we got a name for Nicolas Cage fans
We call them Cage-a-holics, that's gonna be their claim to fame!
So if you're one of these and know someone who is too, do I have news for you!
Check out the "Nicolas Cage Color By Number" book now.
It'll bring smile to any Mega Fan around, don't even make a sound!
You can show your creativity and get lost in his image, like King Kong at Empire State Building it won't budge an inch.
(beat drops)
(chorus): "This Color by Number Book proves we all love the same thing: We STAN Nicolas Cage!"