My friend got the Strange Cargo T-Shirt, it's really quite sick
The fit and the fabric? Top notch, nearly a perfect pick!
Comfortable in any weather and customizable to your needs
It even comes with a guarantee—true quality surpasses all deeds!
Check out this Lightweight Nickel Cage parody now!
I've been wearing mine for days now and I've nothing to complain 'bout;
From mom to grandad, you'll look fly no matter what yer about.
Unisex cut for anyone under that classic gray heather fleece—fashions always changing but this shirt is here to stay peace.