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"Quality, Practicality, and Happiness: Raining Men Clear Bubble Dome Umbrella"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

When gloom's in the sky, rain may come pourin',

This umbrella will keep you out of the showerin'!

Release with one twist and easily shut--

Then put away 'till next time when it starts to cut.

Acrylic handle has comfort enough--

Even without recognition or any tough stuff.

You'll find no regrets when this umbrella you get;

It offers Quality, Practicality, Happiness--you bet!

A perfect gift for a special someone indeed;

Their face lights up as they open with glee.

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