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Do one thing that scares your family in style - rise!
One percent of each sale will give aid overseas
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Comfy and absorbent, made from 100% cotton
Screen printed with vibrant colors, you won't soon be forgotten
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low or line dry true blue
Wear this towel and others know whatcha gonna do!
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A truly special getup; I've got nothin' else to say