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"Totes Worth It: Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages"

by LaLa Lucy at Absurdophile

Like, oh. my. gosh! I just got these Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages on Amazon and it was totes worth it!! I mean, like have you guys even seen them before?? They're so cute doe!!!

The worst part is that you don't know what insults are sprawled across the epic bandage until you open them up! So fun!! A great little surprise inside each one, like "Thou art a boil!" or "Lack-brain!" I love how unique each one makes me feel - when wounded (just kidding, tho.. #dontworry) with these supah baben bandages! Plus... drumroll please.... there's an awesome FREE PRIZE in each box!! There's something about giving myself first aid that suddenly becomes a game of chance - which prize will be mine?! The possibilities are endlesssss ⭐️ *cue music*

Don't get me wrong though - they're still legit medical supplies: sterile & all that jazz 🤗 And to top off the awesomeness factor — they stick really well too! Plus they look killerLLLLL💣 ... Like can we taalkk about how cool these Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages truly are??? You won't regret investing in this super rad item ❤️

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