Latex head mask, White Unicorn Horse to the rescue
For Halloween decorations and even more usage
I just bought this item on Amazon dot com of course
It had friends and family asking me for the source
My coworkers were like, "Hey, that is so cool!"
A rare sight of an equine with a unique wool
So strong made with quality latex fabric construction
And it's snug enough when you give yourself some affection
Perfectly fits in my head while I trudge through the crowd
Contemplative looks from strangers who seem quite astounded
Funny anecdote? Well one time at a party someone put it on me
The look everyone gave was as if they could not see
I guess I exceeded their expectations after all my friend said
Stay weird!