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"A Toast of the Town: Wepop 40in 3D Simulation Bread Shape Pillow"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

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You: Yo, I just got me a loaf that's sweeter than honey!
It's Wepop 40 in 3D Simulation Bread Shape Pillow Soft Lumbar Baguette Back Cushion Funny Food Plush Stuffed Toy 40 Inch (Pack of 1) - and it looks daringly delicious.
Check out the link to buy one here.

You know what they say - when you got dough, show it off! No better way to do that than with this perfect Toast of the Town! With its skin-friendly plush fabric and PP cotton lining, it won't fail to impress your guests.

This cushion is more versatile than par 3s on a golf course – you can use it as back cushion for office chairs, bolster for all kinds of loungers or pillows for sleepovers. It even heats up like an oven-fresh pastry thanks to its PP Cotton inner stuffing.
Me: Wow, that sounds too good to be true! What are some more features?

You: Don’t worry fam, there is more where that came from. This funny food pillow comes in one size fits all with its 40in length and vivid French bread design – time to get creative with ways on how you wanna present this amazing gift piece! Crowd favorite guranteed.
You don't even haveta think twice 'bout whose side you'll choose between mates over this sweet treat coz everyone 6 years old or above could join in ya party fun. Get yaself one now so you can start bakin dat delightful puff pastry lookalike come tomorrow morn'.

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