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"My Mouse is No Longer Lonely Thanks to This Nicolas Cage Mouse Pad!"

by Margaret Batwood III at Absurdophile

My mouse has been lonely, and I think it's depressed/ But then this Nicolas Cage mouse pad was gifted!

With its `waterproof` fabrity top, anti-slip rubber bottom, and lifetime ink that won't stop -- It'll be the best thing my desk ever seen!

What a funny gag gift from my Secret Santa or Dirty Santa! Sure beats all those other White Elephant presents they gave up at Christmas; I'm gonna forever owe them so much gratitude with every click of button or movement of my mouse. So funky & stylish - Nic Cage would love it too 'cus he knows no one could ever choose another option when getting something to pep up your workstation ;)

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