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"Warmth and Comfort: The Baulerd Nicolas Cage Blanket!"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

The Baulerd Nicolas Cage Blanket is a dream,

The Ultimate in ultra-soft fleece it does seem.

At sixty inches by fifty, it's the perfect size blanket,

When used for lounging out or when you're on the runbecket.

Lightweight and fluffiness are its defining traits,

So don't worry about anti-wrinkle and fading aesthetics!

It'll keep you warm throughout cold autumn winters too,

And after each wash with color and shape still true.

On Amazon you can buy it today,

Machine washing will help maintain some pomp and sway!

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