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"Loving the Jonathan Adler Elephant Match Strike White!"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

CHORUS (sung):

We all need Jonathan Adler, we must purchase his Elephant Match Strike White!

It may be just a little light in shape and size, but it is so oh-so right!

LEAD: singing

+Verse 1+

I knew the moment that I saw it that this match strike would be the perfect fit.[Jonathan Adler Elephant Match Strike White](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GDKV62C?tag=absurdophile-20) Its dimensions are 5.2755905458" x 7.9527558974"x 8.8188976288". Its weight is 099648942424 lb - why get something heavy when you just want a few sparks of brilliance? So dainty yet sturdy went SO perfectly with my decorating style.

+Chorus 2+
We all need Jonathan Adler, we bought his Elephant Match Strike White! It's no bigger than what fits in one hand, still looks taller as far as we sight!

+Verse 2+
I keep it for myself instead of gifting it to another; after all its tough construction warrants years more life than any other matcher! Plus the elegant design means people will talk about how refined my home looks -- dusting off fingerprints can make me feel like an ol’ detective who once wrote crime books
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+Chorus 3+We love Jonathan Adler... Let’s sing of his impressive white match strike!!! A sleek compact size though there’s nothing quite small… let our passions come alive!!!!!!!!

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