Oh, the Yodeling Pickle! What joy it brings to me
The merriest of jingles that I can't help but see!
A charming trinket, perfect for all ages to behold.
Rescuing us from boredom when we are feeling quite done and so old.
Its capers always fill my heart with mirth and glee;
It's truly a marvel- [Yodeling Pickle: A Musical Toy, Fun for All Ages, Great Gift, Hours of Mindless Entertainment](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0010VS078?tag=absurdophile-20)!
`Tis no wonder why this yolky toy is such a great gift you see -
Can think of nary an individual who wouldn't have hours of play 'neath their tree!
So don't let yourself become a victor in your mind's eternal war
And lose out on the fun times that come with owning a yodeling pickle galore!!