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"Healthy Tacos in a Flash with the Original Taco Toaster!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

I found the perfect tool for a taco kind of dude,

With no description on file it sure made me feel blue!

But when I saw this Original Taco Toaster link,

My tasty dreams came true in one evening's quick blink!

It takes tacos to the next level, o'er and o'er,

Ready with fresh shells that come out from your toaster!

No more oily mess or unhealthy conveyors;

These healthy tacos hit hard like hunters playing laser tag with their German shepherds.



# Yepper folks - nary a worry 'bout health concerns here! The crispy outside fosters great flavor within each delicious bite that you eagerly take... No longer will we dread getting ready in late night!! So go get yourself some healthier treats good at last - THANK YOU Original Taco Toaster making our lives taste nicer and fast!!

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