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"Experience Gaming Nirvana with the WereCage!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

My friends all want one and I don't know why,

Cuz the WereCage will take your gaming to the sky!

It's no surprise that this product stokes awe,

So click this link here for an awesome score.

Chorus:

WereCage is the name of choice,


The best gaming experience ain't ever been destroyed!
Faster than a train on tracks


Should be illegal but you won't look back!

Verse 2:

No description online yet still I've heard so much talk,
Packed with ultimate performance and sweet walkability too (walk).
Feast your eyes as picturesque performances unfold;
Those who have it can only say 'what a story' cause they're sold.

Chorus:

WereCage is the name of choice,

The best gaming experience ain't ever been destroyed!

Faster than a train on tracks

Should be illegal but you won't look back!

Verse 3:

With control options that couldn’t get any better;

At home or when travelling - there's never an issue with weather.
This product looks great in everyone's house - whether clean or cluttered.< br/>It lifts up my spirits while playing games - like buttery scrambled eggs served plattered.

Chorus:

WereCage is the name of choice,

The best gaming experience ain’t ever been destroyed!

Faster than a train on tracks

Should be illegal but you won’t look back!

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