In a sun-drenched meadow, there stands Emily. Her gaze is fixed on the horizon as she basks in the summertime breeze of freshness and contentment. She looks exquisite wearing her I'm Emily Doing Emily Things Funny Emily T-Shirt (link here), which fits like a dream and brings out all her best qualities -- comfortable yet durable polyester cotton blend, with double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for extra cushioning, Machine Washable -- this shirt will go the distance!
Emily smiles brightly knowing that it won't matter where life takes her: walking to school or playing at the town fair; visiting relatives or travelling abroad; meeting cohorts at work or inspiring little minds in class -- no one ever needs to ask who she is because it's clear to everyone if you get close enough, you can see "I'm EMILY doing EMILY things". Indeed whoever wears this clever t-shirt makes an impression they wouldn't forget in any occasion.