"My name is Emily and I'm doin' my thing - / And this t-shirt really helps me flaunt my fame! / It's lightweight and super comfy, just what I need - / On the street it's easy to spot: a perma-Emily!/ The double-needle hem ensures it won't fall apart, / When everywhere else they call me Miss Smart./ With this I'm Emily Doing Emily Things Funny T-Shirt
Alllllll the way 'til it fades, every day I'll wear! // So if you know someone nicked by an Empress or Queen // Let them rep their name with style never seen!"