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! "Nicolas Cage Full Face Blanket: Spread Out and Lay Low!"

by Cuddlepup at Absurdophile

[Person 1]

Got myself a Nicolas Cage Full Face Blanket/Vibin' out with my new found asset

It's Flannel Fleece and so soft, like nothing I ever touched before/keeps me warm and cozy when I'm sleeping on the floor

Do Not Bleach? Alright! My living room looks great in white/Machine washable, easy care means it's always looking bright

[Person 2]

Quick Dry? No sweat! That feature is really nice to have/Luxury warmth for indoor or outdoor activities, ain't it grand?

Bedroom one day, camping trip of course - this blanket can tag along/Couch, bed or reading spots all make use of this cool 'blanky-bong'

[Person 1]

Gimme an XL size because I just love to spread out and lay low!/Multipurpose design coordinates well with any home decor show

Unique colors and pattern pieces sounds like a fascinating vision - Then all around from dusk till dawn you'll get lovely Blanket Precision

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