If you're looking for a gift quite profound,
Take note of this Nicolas Cage spoon.
It's made from organic wood so all the same size,
For cooking and stirring 'til kingdom come.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09MTSVS47?tag=absurdophile-20
Hand-polished to perfection with a gleam in its eye,
This funny meme is much more than meets the eye!
It's perfect for birthdays or housewarmings galore,
And it'll soon become everyone's favorite decor!