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"KFC Magnet: A Divine Vinyl 5" Decal Delight!"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Get your winter decor with a MAGNET!

KFC, Kim Jong Un - let's get crackin'

It's fun seeing him on the fridge so grand

Some sweet magnetic action for our hand! MAGNET got us covered you bet;

Vinyl 5" will ensure we're not left in debt.

Chorus:

Can't wait to put this KFC magnet up, shake it up, AKA give 'em what they want! It'll last for years and its made right here in town USA pride stickin around no one can deny neither hot nor cold won't sweep it aside yea that MAGNET KFC Kim Jong Un Decal Fridge Metal Magnet Window Vinyl 5" is undoubtedly divine (unfalsly sublime)

Verse 2:

Long lasting beauty UV resistant thrillers forget the rest Waterproof too cuz ‘round here nothing less Our quality materials an impressive impression Expect satisfaction every direction

Chorus:

Can't wait to put this KFC magnet up, shake it up , AKA give 'em what they want! To top it off easy must have fulfilled our delight Sticks to metal yup that does sound just right A gratifying prize requires no alibi praise be due at lightning speed come see Come rejoice when dealing with MAGNET’s latest recall of divine Vinyl 5"!

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