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Review of MAGNET Kim Jong Un KFC Magnet Decal: A Dynamite Find!

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

This MAGNET Kim Jong Un KFC Magnet Decal

Might be five inches small, but it's bigger than y'all! Like this one!

Though 'tis the humblest of figures, know this it won't kill ya

To bring home a souvenir from ol'Jumbo King Kong Pongya!

Chorus:

What can I say about this nifty item?

This magnet sure packs a punch and does not pale in comparison to them!

It will stand up for years against rain and hot sun rays,

Proving that bright things needn't break the banks or go astray.

And its made with USA pride; Nowhere better to hide,

From east coast to west no better product shall abide

Verse 2:

No wonder folks be craving for something so divine

With waterproof ink you don't have to worry about fading designs

That said every surface is like clay with such an adhesive force

Stick it on curved surfaces too as if defying norms

Chorus (Repeat):

What can I say 'bout our superb find? This magnet surely stands out among its kind!

So easy to apply and coming off ain't hard either,

Weatherproof textures make sure our décor looks peachy keen-er !!!

And the highest materials mean your style shan't ever run dry

Yup - boom goes the dynamite when talking bout MAGNET Kim Jong Un Kfc Magnet Decal Fridge Metal Magnet Window Vinyl 5"!

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