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"A Nic Cage Blanket for Heavenly Bliss!"

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

I simply cannot say enough about my Nicolas Cage Blanket

It's just the thing for a cozy night sleep, I'll gladly take the chance!

In three sizes ranging from XS to XXL, no size is too small or large!

The fabric feels so soft against my skin as I drift off into slumber

Washed in a machine with ease with bleach; this fabric doesn't turn to tinder.

Not airy thin like some blankets are, there’s nothing hollow or illusory

And it looks good and will make quite the impression –nuff said call it fabulouso-ery!

If you love Nicolas Cage (who doesn't?), then click on Amazon's link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BG7SM7G1?tag=absurdophile-20 - it'd be meekness if you didn't buy one immediately… Consider yourself forewarned; this blanket is speciality crafted specialty.

So what are you waiting for?! Get ready for dreams of heavenly bliss cuz when wrapped up snugly inside -You can almost feel Nic'​s famous kiss!

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