Yo, I gots to let y'all know 'bout this shirt
I Too Am Moist Picolas Cage Funny T-shirt Mens Womens Kids (link)
The great Picolas Cage with that pickled smile
On display cuz he's the One True God in his moist pickle form!
It'll make you laugh and shakin your booty like a crazy storm
Oh yeah, it's lightweight as can be
double needle hem so ain't no worries buddy!
And easy machine wash and Throw on closin, good golly what could be more amazin?!
So why not pass it around so everyone can see?
Represent your boy Picolas Cage with pride and dignity!