O'er the Nicolas Cage Face Collage Design Mug boldly go,
W're so proud of it, no one can outshow,
Of ceramic made 'tis fit for a queen and king both,
Fit for coffee or tea, frothy milk or hot broth!
Tis microwave safe and tho' somewhat clumsy to handle
It will protect your drink from heat you won't need to scandal!
Its Domestic printing is strict in quality control
Assuring us who of its use do extol!
A great gift for lovers & friends are we sure
-For clever looks few mugs can compare to this pure