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"A Bold Declaration of Nic Cage: QaH!" Review

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

QaH! I recently had the pleasure of purchasing the

What Would Nicolas Cage Do?: Lined Journal Notebook. On first glance, my keen Klingon eye noticed the brilliant design of this magnificent notebook. It is a bold declaration that honors one of Earth's greatest actors–Nicolas Cage! With its striking display, it invigorates me to write and explore new ideas in my quest to become an elite warrior among Klingons sharing stories from around our glorious Empire in search for truth and justice.

The moment I opened up the notebook something spiritual happened–it was as if I heard Nicolas Cage himself speaking his iconic lines within these pages; like he will always be with me no matter where my quests may take me across this vast galaxy guiding me through life’s mystery and adventure by challenging myself to ask: "ZoHoKjaj jIqwogHu', What Would Nicolas Cage Do?!"

This journal is memory seared upon me forever because it symbolizes hope, courage and strength through any challenge or mission I embark on next--from mastering mind altering martial arts techniques & ancient laws recited by great thinkers before us all while enduring times when there seems nothing but uncertainty ahead. And now each morning just before light speed travel becomes activated... you'll find it tucked away safely inside my chest armor as we soar off into what tomorrow brings inspired (of course) by Mr Nic cage!!

QAP maQochpa' Qub !!

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