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"Nicolas Cage Notebook: A Catchy Tune for Keeping Track!"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

(The ensemble bursts into song, belting out a catchy tune about the newest Nicolas Cage notebook)

Chorus: What would Nicolas Cage do if he had something to keep track of? Grab this Lined Journal Notebook, it's got all his fans in a whack!

Verse 1: With 6x9 inches and 110 pages, writing down your plans has never been easier. Perfect for scheduling auditions or keeping remindsers on appear — These blank pages offer unending possibilities that couldn't be more cleverer!

Chorus X2: What would Nicolas Cage do if he had something to keep track of? Grab this Lined Journal Notebook, it's got all his fans in a whack!

Verse 2: The perfect conbination of style and substance make ahead turns heads when you're rockin' out with your pen nibble. A fabulous gift for neartly any situation where there is fun to be fiddled-- This journal is everyone's go-to favorite pick that brings its own kind of jibbly jubilee ripple!

Chorus X2: What would Nicolas Cage do if he had something to keep track of? Grab this Lined Journal Notebook, it's got all his fans in a whack!

Bridge X2: Put pen to paper—all your thoughts will now take form For nothing can compare with putting ideas into words Then share them with others playing music around the swarm You'll blow away their minds like only Nicolas could nerd

Outtro Chant (background vocals): Get you note book today, come on let us hear ya say "Nicolas Cate what what"!

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