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"Dustproof Balaclava: Reusable, Adjustable Face Protection for All Weather Conditions!"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

**Verse 1: Player A**

When it comes to my safety, I wanna go all in

So when I'm out golfin' or headed for a spin

I found the perfect protection and spun in a win

No dust is gonna keep me down with this Dustproof Balaclava!

**Chorus x1 (Player A & B)**

Dustproof Unisex Reusable Adjustable Face Protection Decoration Balaclava 5.1x6.9 In

Keeps dust, wind and sun at bay so no worries 'bout your face today!

**Verse 2: Player B**



Needs adjusted? No problem there's stretchy buckles galore

Out on turf from sun's flare up to cold days of yore

Bonus-it lets you breathe easy just wear one size fits all more!

**Chorus x2 (Player A & B)**

Dustproof Unisex ReusableAdjustable Face ProtectionDecorationBalaclava5.1x6.9 In

Keeps dust, wind andsunat bayso noworries'boutyourface today!

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