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"Dreams of Nicolas Cage on the Baulerd Ultra-Soft Micro Fleece Blanket!"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile

OH MY GOSH, you guys! I just got the Baulerd Nicolas Cage Full Face Ultra-Soft Micro Fleece Blanket 50"" x40`here and it's freaking AMAZING!! It truly is soooo cozy and soft - like an angel gettin' their wings after two bottles of tequila!! And even better?? Every night since I got this beauty I've been having some awesome dreams about Mr. Cage himself... EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST IN THEM! But that definitely ain't no issue haha! ANYWAYS, this baby also washes super easily – 10 seconds in a jacuzzi of soap bubbles and it looks BRAND SPANKIN’ new!! Not to mention all the rainbow butterflies (my favorite) are still as bright as everrrr!!! Plus its anti tiny wrinkle tech means no more little surprises every morning when I wake up :P So yeeeewwwww for that tooo!!! Anyhoozle, if you want only the best blankets then runnnn don't walk to your next nearest computer screen cuz THIS IS A MUST HAVE hands downaaa!!!! Thank me later!!!!!

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