INTRO:
Yo, let me tell y'all 'bout this cup I just got -
It's the Nicolas Mug stainless steel travel mug.
Nicolas Cage themed? Yup! You know it is -
And you can get your own with a click https://www.amazon.com/dp/B099S1QBTV?tag=absurdophile-20 so don't miss out on the biz!
HOOK:
You're my national treasure and that ain't no lie,
This coffee cup be speakin' truth when it say goodbye, whoa-oh-oh...
VERSE 1:
Shipped safely in foam keeps it lookin' nice;
It'll hold any hot drink from coffee to tea or milk!
Every occasion - home, school or office use
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A great gift option for all you special folks.
HAND WASH ONLY cause of its heat sensitive coating makes this mug oh so sweet - You won't regret owning one when you take a seat!
CHORUS 1:
Thankfully our National Treasure lasts forever more;
Eleven ounces of style make others ask "What [for?]" — Whoa-oh-oh.. YeaaaAAAAAH!!!
VERSE 2:
Permanent design printed both sides make sure lefthanders happy too; Stainless Steel tumbler with C shape handle makes holding hot liquids easy do'. Double walled vacuum insulation clear lid rounds out features supremely slick; Get your Mother's Day gift Christmas weddings retirement showers baby Xmas birthday anniversary Secret Santa gifts quick!! Yo !! CHORUS 2 (Repeat): You're my national treasure and that ain't no lie~ This coffee cup speaks when it says goodbyeee -- WhooooooaaaaAhhh!! OUTRO Bring up some laughs show your joie de vivre And grab yourself an awesome Nicolas Mug Travel Mug – We had such a blast we didn’t have time to drink café au lait – Maybe next time—goodnight dear friends à la prochaine – BzzzzT!!!!